Fleshlight Sex

Hilarious as a gift, and essential at any bachelor party, our fully functional, one of a kind Tiger Tail offers the same trademark incredible sensations, in a sturdy and humorous plastic canister. A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented high-quality material, the Sex In A Can surrounds your penis, offering incredibly realistic sensations. When warmed, it feels like velvety soft warm flesh and is 100% safe. The molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy canister that looks like a can of Tiger Tail Ale. Slightly smaller than the Fleshlight, the Tiger Tail is about the size of a standard deuce-deuce (22oz’er). Every Tiger Tale insert is made with a Wonder Wave canal and due to its size, feels tighter than our Fleshlight inserts. Like our friends across the Atlantic, we recommend serving this brew warm.

Top 5 reasons why Tiger Tail Ale is the best beer you’ve ever had:

1. If you have had so much that you can’t get it up, that means you’ve already gotten laid. Free lubricant sample included. Mild vanilla scent.
2. If you pass out after a night hitting the Tiger Tail, your buddies will probably not shave off one of your eyebrow’s, and draw cock n’ balls on your forehead.
3. If this beer gets skunky, its no one’s fault but your own.
4. Its cool to pound one first thing when you get up in the morning.
5. Excessive consumption will not result in you waking up next to anyone who resembles a creature from the Lord of the Rings.

Free lubricant sample included.

Colors Available : Pink, Mocha
Orifice Available : Lady, Mouth
Insert Type: Wonder Wave
Material: Real Feel Super Skin
Does not contain latex
Does not contain phthalates

Click Here To Buy A Sex in a Can

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